Mouth-shaped urinal sparked complaints
A Dutch McDonald’s has been forced to remove a pair of mouth-shaped urinals after a tourist complained.
The branch in the south east of the Netherlands said it was removing the bright red, mouth-shaped urinals after a disgusted US customer complained to McDonald’s Headquarters in America.
Manager of the fast-food outlet Giel Pijper said the urinals, named [...]
Famous quotes
If you can talk, you can sing.
If you can walk, you can dance.
An African Proverb.
Just a musical joke
Question > How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
Answer > The knock gets faster!
Aussie signs of love
Ain’t love grand?
Someone in Australia thought so, to the point that he or she wanted the whole world to know.
An amorous resident dotted signs along the road spelling out “Hon you bring Sunshine in2 my life”.
We applaud this touching effort, but we’re none too pleased to hear the signs have been gradually disappearing thanks to pranksters.
Put [...]
A multicultural joke
I hope you like this one, it’s far too long to remember so you’ll have to print it out and it is politically acceptable because it offends each national stereotype in equal proportion.
On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman, two [...]
Toilet Paper > we need a law for this urgently!
Really! As if Florida doesn’t have other things to think about…
Some Florida restaurants must have done something to really chap Victor Crist. Like not put enough toilet tissue in the restroom. The state senator has sponsored a bill that would require restaurants to keep enough toilet paper onhand or face the consequences, a possible fine [...]
Brits thinking of breakfast!
A British teenager had a full English breakfast tattooed onto his head, including bacon, eggs, sausages, beans, and a full set of cutlery.
Dayne Gilbey, aged 19, from Coventry in central England, spent six hours under the needle of tattoo artist Blane Dickinson after answering an advert for a willing victim.
“For me it’s just something [...]
Weird, wild, and wonderful events from the past
A selection of weird, wild, wonderful, zany events from the year 2006 >
* In a new twist on the influx of Polish workers to Britain, an ad appeared in newspapers serving Muslim communities in the East European nation asking for Polish halal butchers to work in Britain.
* An 82-year-old Australian cartoonist who was expert at doing [...]
Pop culture icons
We do know Bart, but Homer is Greek to us >
Three-quarters of Americans can correctly identify two of Snow White’s seven dwarfs while only a quarter can name two Supreme Court justices, according to a poll on pop culture.
According to the poll by Zogby International, commissioned by the makers of a new game show, 57% [...]
Things you’ve always never wanted to know
* A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
* There is no such thing as a naturally blue food, even blueberries are purple.
* Ronald Reagan did a narration at the 1947 Academy Awards ceremony.
* The only contemporary words that end with -gry are angry and hungry.
* Vanilla is [...]
